I interrupt this CP3 lovefest...

for this, which I found pretty funny. For lazy people who don't like clicking links or, you know, reading, the gist is that, due to rapidly increasing metal prices, it now costs around 1.26 cents to make a penny, and 7.7 cents to make a nickel. Hmmm. Given my (continued) unemployment, I'm wondering if there's a way to take all the nickels and pennies I have lying around my apartment and profiting from this somehow.